Humor · kids · Uncategorized

I don’t get no respect!

Mommy Dangerfield

I think I’m cool. I mean…maybe not…like…young and hip and cool, but…ya know…I’m cool.

So when my 5-year-old said to me today, “Hey Mom, you’re cool”, I just smiled and said, “Yeah I am!”

Then the little shit started laughing!  With tears in his eyes, he says, “I was just joking Mom. You are NOT cool.”

Hmph! And to think I gave him life. Won’t be making that mistake ever again!

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5 thoughts on “I don’t get no respect!

  1. OMG…this was so freaking funny! i can see tommy now…actually i can see my rachael saying the same sort of shit to me!

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