I think I’m cool. I mean…maybe not…like…young and hip and cool, but…ya know…I’m cool.
So when my 5-year-old said to me today, “Hey Mom, you’re cool”, I just smiled and said, “Yeah I am!”
Then the little shit started laughing! With tears in his eyes, he says, “I was just joking Mom. You are NOT cool.”
Hmph! And to think I gave him life. Won’t be making that mistake ever again!