It happened again!!!
Tommy: Hey Mom, you are HOT!
Me: Well thanks babe!
Tommy: And when I say HOT, I mean OLD
Dear Tommy, one day you’re going to ask me to drive you and your friends to a football game. And I will…look ridiculous doing it. And when I say looking ridiculous I mean I’ll be wearing my big blue robe, curlers on my head, and hair bleach on my upper lip.
You brought this on yourself.