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It happened again!!!

Tommy: Hey Mom, you are HOT!

Me: Well thanks babe!

Tommy: And when I say HOT, I mean OLD

Dear Tommy, one day you’re going to ask me to drive you and your friends to a football game. And I will…look ridiculous doing it. And when I say looking ridiculous I mean I’ll be wearing my big blue robe, curlers on my head, and hair bleach on my upper lip.

You brought this on yourself.

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  1. I used to really like walmart… but this post I now understand. Every time I walk in with the kids- we buy more crap junkfood than we would over a year. I feel like some day they are gonna have to roll us out of the store from walmart obesity.

    And they are the least helpful people who work there and dont know where anything is- try asking where the checkout aisle is and watch them get thrown off guard. That dumb blank expression they give like you are not speaking their language. We probably are not. It’s some pathetically dimwitted, brainless dialect which I am happy not to be aware of.

    1. Hahaha, your reply made me laugh! “Walmart Obesity” hahaha!

      My worst Walmart experience was at the check-out. The girl asked, “How are you today?” I said, “Good, how are you?” and she answers, “Not very good…” and then starts ranting about how she was up all night with her boyfriend cause he said he was going to kill himself and blah blah blah. I thought, “Are you allowed to talk to customers like this?” I mean, I understand the girl was hurting and all, but I just wanted to pay for my magazine and get outta there! 🙂

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