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Cereal Killer

Every single outing to the grocery store the kids beg me for Lucky Charms and Trix and Super Sugar Choco Balls and Sweetie Sweet Marshmallow Drops and every other type of neon-candy-colored crappy-ass cereal that has a fucking super-happy cartooned butt-hole on the box.

But in the morning, what do they both want?

July 2013 349

Multi-grain Cheerios.

Figures.

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