Humor · kids · Motherhood · parenting · SAHM · Uncategorized

Drama much?

“Mom, can I have this chocolate bunny?”

“Only if you give half to Laurie.”

“OH MY GAWD ARE YOU KIDDING ME? WHY DO I HAVE TO SHARE EVERYTHING WITH HER? ALL I WANT IS MY OWN THING MY OWN CANDY MY OWN ANYTHING THAT I DO NOT HAVE TO SHARE WITH HER! THE ONLY THING I WOULD SHARE WITH HER IS POOP! A NASTY BROWN BOWL OF POOP! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? DO  YOU WANT ME EATING POOP? IS THAT THE KIND OF MOTHER YOU ARE? THAT YOU’LL JUST LET YOUR CHILDREN EAT POOP?”

“Sure…as long as you give half to Laurie.”

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