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H is for How I Managed to Ruin my Children’s Lives before 9am (in 10 Easy Steps)

Mommy: Rainer on the joys of childhood since the beginning of time.
Mommy: Raining on the joys of childhood since the beginning of time.

1. Woke him up for school (9-year-old)

2. Woke her up at all (5-year-old)

3. Said ‘No Jellybeans for breakfast’! (2-year-old)

4. Put on his shoes (2-year-old)

5. Told her to stop watching t.v. and get dressed (5-year-old)

6. Revealed to him I know he didn’t wash his face because there’s no washcloth in the bathroom. (9-year-old)

7. Smelled her breath and made her brush her teeth…correctly this time (5-year-old)

8. Didn’t pack up every single toy he owns for the 10 minute trip to the school (2-year-old)

9. Dropped him off at school (9-year-old)

10. Didn’t drop them off at school, too (2 and 5-year olds)

And we get to do it all over again tomorrow. Yay.

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